Saturday, February 17, 2007

Master's meeting in Skopje

How to comment this magical peace of art written by Edi? What to say in order to mach this story of handsome men, cool chicks with new wheels, Luxembourgian wisdom's, quotations that go against time...
Here's my side of the story: while driving with the taxi to the meeting place my heart was pounding with excitement and my hands were sweating on Edi's diploma supplement, while I was trying to ignore the taxi driver's profound discussion on the weather, as well as simultaneously attempting to lower his optimism by exposing my concerns about the consequences of the weather deterioration on the flora in Macedonia.
After that discussion the taxi driver exposed his ingenious idea that the city of Skopje should buy 3 bulldozers which would break the cars that do not follow the traffic rules, but not hurt the drivers (I swear that he said this!). After 2 min, he broke the traffic rules by stopping in the middle of the street to drop me off at the meeting place...
I saw the well known fisionomy, surrounded by two young ladies. After hugging him I was introduced to them as "the genius that they will hear about soon".
Edi has not changed. He only got better looking by purchasing (purchase, purchase- quotation courtesy of Mr.Mammad when he was helping Edi buy a Ryan Air online ticket) a wonderful grey coat, which I didn't miss to compliment on. After a brief discussion in which caffe we should go (one being pro-government, the other pro-opposition), we decided for the latter, only because of nostalgia, our previous meeting was there...
Again Edi introduced me to 5-6 girls. Apparently they were really drunk together last night. I stated that I was pleased to meet them. For several seconds I felt a strange shadow watching me. First I thought that it was some student asking me whether I posted the essay marks at the Faculty. Fortunately I was wrong- it was Dzabi. We urged her to go to another caffe, since it started to rain. She replied that we should get her car, apparently because the parking was expensive. We were soon to realize that this was not the true reason...
After approaching to a brand new Volvo S40 Dzabi pressed her key and to our mutual excitement entered the car without fear... I look Edi straight in the eyes, he looked me back with similar concern... While we were preparing to run, fearing that Dzabi acquired the key through illegal activities... she spoke out... don't be afraid, its mine...
We were very happy, excited... I remember wishing her that she has very pleasent inter-genderous moments there and Edi confirmed that with this car they will be inevitable.
Edi wanted to speak to several other girls that he didn't know, while me and Dzabi where stopping him. At the next caffe my girlfriend and my sister joined, while me and Edi where treating the audience with stories from my bodies reaction to a very spicy food+grappa that I consumed with Edi in Bolzano at the 5 Module... There was spontaneous laughter and we sipped from the "drink that you give to your daughter" while nodding with Edi.... we apparently haven't lost our humor yet, although the audience was made of my relatives + Dzabi which in any case will laugh out of friendship to us....
We then agreed that we will go to a kafana, but that we will get drunk so much that the waiter will come and pick our heads from the table in a fruitless attempt to tell us that they are closing....
Can't wait for that...
Love you all,
Zoc.

2 comments:

Andy said...

I just want to emphasize--for my classmates as well as for any intelligence services that may be reading this blog--that I don't actually give Jagermeister, or any other alcoholic beverages, to seven-year-old girls.

Zoc said...

Yeeeeeaaaah that's my bro! Keep on writing, we miss u!

web site counter
Expedia