Could a KGB agent forget a key ceremony?

Yoo-hoo, in Latvia we used to wrap all our university diplomas in a hard-core folder. But Professor Marko has probably stolen these cylindrical cases of uranium bars from secret Kmezic’s nuclear project “Blok-45” (or “Restoration of the Serbian Empire”)!?

Although I received my diploma by mail in the previous year – I extremely wanted to attend this ceremony, but simply forgot. Now I simply try to imagine how I am shaking hands with my dear comrades and kissing with professors, eating Austrian grissini’s with beer, reading official porno-journal “Community Hot Tits”, and stealing grapes with Chinnar Mahmad (ok, he is not guilty, It is me, he did not understand that stealing is bad, because I tricked him).

To manage our next meeting I propose everybody to become presidents of their states and organize the World Domination Summit, all Ladins already supported this idea with songs and yodeling.

Thank you, Sergiu, for photographs! http://www.eurac.edu/Events/meir/alumni/Foto+Gallery.htm

(written by KGB)