No one knows what happened to KGB in the year 2007. Scientists, researchers, intelligence agencies continue to put all their efforts in revealing this top secret.
In the academic world, proudly represented by the MEIR 2004-2006 generation, two main theories prevail:
Key Macedonians:
Philip the Macedonian, Alexander the Macedonian, Nikolo Maceavelli, Nelson Macedonela, Christopher Macolumb, Georgy Washingtonsky, Jesus Christovsky, Macel Jackson
Key achievements of Macedonians:
Macroeconomics, Macintosh, Maceroni, Macedonals, Macrocosmos, Macandromeda, macroscopism, mackle-paper, macadam, macsimas, macrobiotic macgredients, macron, maculas (on the Sun), machanics, Machelmas, the macrobes, Macederranean Sea and macny others
Yoo-hoo, in Latvia we used to wrap all our university diplomas in a hard-core folder. But Professor Marko has probably stolen these cylindrical cases of uranium bars from secret Kmezic’s nuclear project “Blok-45” (or “Restoration of the Serbian Empire”)!?
Although I received my diploma by mail in the previous year – I extremely wanted to attend this ceremony, but simply forgot. Now I simply try to imagine how I am shaking hands with my dear comrades and kissing with professors, eating Austrian grissini’s with beer, reading official porno-journal “Community Hot Tits”, and stealing grapes with Chinnar Mahmad (ok, he is not guilty, It is me, he did not understand that stealing is bad, because I tricked him).
To manage our next meeting I propose everybody to become presidents of their states and organize the World Domination Summit, all Ladins already supported this idea with songs and yodeling.
